filipino grammar
the common grammar mistakes that young adolescent filipinos (that are actually good at english, but not perfect) make. it’s usually minor, but noticeable in their speech or chat, to the point where it’s quirky & cute.
usually plural-related mistakes or tense-related mistakes.
or confusing on/in (due to the filipino language only having one word, ‘sa’, for both on & in.)
& confusing male/female pr-nouns (due to the filipino language only having one word, ‘siya’, for both him & her.)
example #1:
“i’m sick of this sh-ts”
example #2:
“i’m sorry i hurted you, i didn’t knew how to feel.”
example #3:
“i ride in my bike.”
example #4:
“justin bieber? she’s an awful singer.”
(perhaps that one wasn’t a mistake)
verbal response example:
“i didn’t wanted to hurt him.”
“-oh god”
“the filipino grammar”
“its rubbing off on me”
“seriously i wrote that subconsciously.”
(my) mental response to all the above examples:
me(mentally): d-mn you & your filipino grammar, so cute…
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