Filipino Vacuum


after receiving the angry dragon, the recipient sucks the sperm back through the nose and still swallows.
girl 1: “my boyfriend pulled the angry dragon on me last night.”

girl 2: “well knowing you, you had to have pulled the filipino vacuum right after right?”

girl 1: “of course i did!”

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