filthy boner
a filthy b-n-r is one that, in the course of festivities, has become covered in filth.
rupert woke up with a b-n-r: one that was covered in c-m, poo, vag juice, taco sauce, p-b-s, and dog slobber.
“wow,” he thought as he looked up to see cindy’s panties hanging from a floor lamp, “that must have been a great party.”
“i have a filthy b-n-r!”
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