Filthy Cucumber

the act in which the female takes the p-n-s in her right hand and with her left hand applies green food dye up and down. and casually the woman defecates on the the p-n-s. hence, you have the filthy cuc-mber
dang yo. last nite i gave my man one h-ll of a filthy cuc-mber. awww sh-tt

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