Filthy Fisherman

when your getting ready to have s-x with a woman and she makes fun of your small p-n-s. so you slip her a ruffie and when she p-sses out, you stuff cans of chicken by the sea tuna fish up her -ss. then you dig through her purse and use her lipstick to write charlie on her forehead.
that chick i picked up at the bar last night dissed me so i ran a filthy fisherman on her.

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