Filthy Francis


“the cl-ssiest way to kill yourself” the filthy francis is a c-cktail served in a martini cl-ss. it’s made up of an ounce of bleach, a shot of battery acid, a razorblade garnish, and crushed gl-ss sprinkled on the edge. shaken not stirred.
person 1- “hey did you finish that giant packet mrs. smith -ssigned?”
person 2- “ya she’s the worst, i wish she would just drink a filthy francis!”
person 1- “that’d make all our lives easier.”

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