filthy martha stewart
the filthy martha stewart is a series of s-xual actions performed by two lesbian women, starting with a reach-around, and then an -n-l fingering, ending with the ceremonial sharing of a d-ld-, with a(must be)sparkling -n-l paste.
guy 1: i think my sister is a lesbian.
guy 2: how do you know?
guy 1: i came into her room and saw her having a filthy martha stewart with her friend.
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