Filthy Mountaineer
an ugly prank played after camping with one’s best friend or girlfriend and eating a generous amount of grilled hot dogs or brats. the pair hike to a nearby summit (preferably one of 8000′ or more). once at the summit and both persons are ready to expel the winers, the prankster takes initiative to find a viewable open location to do the deed. the prankster drops his/her pants whilst yelling to the prankee to look towards their bare -ss, which should then be blowing mud toward the prankee as they look over. hence the filthy mountaineer.
we hiked and hiked. suddenly, i really had to go sh-t so i dropped my pants in front of cindy and gave her a filthy mountaineer!
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