Filthy ninja seagull
a hybrid of the phrase’s filthy ninja, and filthy seagull (see definitions).
to perform a filthy ninja seagull, you need cunning and the agility of a chimp(and male genitals).
the act of filthy ninja seagull, is to (like a filthy ninja) sneak into a room of a couple humping without bein seen or heard, climb on to the nearest wardrobe or chest of draws. once this is done whop out your member and proceed to m-st-rb-t-. on reaching climax(providing you’ve not been caught) start to screech like a demented seagull whilst spraying your man muck preferably over the couple whilst they’re still at it. this now is where you need to be quicker than a leopard, and swifter than a er……… swift. before the couple realise what has just taken place, or turn a light on you need to, to put it plainly, get the f@-k outta there without being seen. thus leaving them wondering how the bl–dy h-ll did a bl–dy seagull get into the room.
to perform this act successfully will instantly make you a legend.
example 1:
master ” you have done well young gr-sshopper, you have successfully completed the filthy ninja seagull task”.
gr-sshopper “thank you master”
master ” however next time try using another couple other than your parents”
example 2:
as the door closes and the squark of the seagull slowly fades away, mike turns to carol, both covered in the sneaky birds mess, and asks “how the h-ll did a seagull get in here,it was like a bl–dy ninja”
a hybrid of “filthy” ninja and “filthy seagull”.
the act of sneaking in on a couple having s-x without, being seen or heard, then climb onto either a chest of draws or wardrobe and proceed to m-st-rb-t- furiously to climax. on spraying your man muck, squark like a seagull, and attempt to leave before a light is turned on or the couple get up to beat your -ss.
a dangerous and tricky operation, but when done right turns the trainee ninja seagull into a living legend!!!
teacher says to student ” well done gr-ss hopper, you have successfully completed your filthy ninja seagull mission. however extra points have been awarded as it was your parents havin s-x”
“where the f-ck did that seagull come from?” said mike to carol
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