filthy willy
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i snuggled with billy after s-x as just as he fell alseep i gave him the filthy w-lly. bow!!
a filthy w-lly is performed when two straight guys that can make s-xual mating calls in the form of a cackling llama have a lapse in s-xual judgement. they confuse each other with loud llama noises until one of them reaches around the other for some fantastic -ss-play. the other partner then engages in a reach around as well. they continue until one of them defecates on the others chest. both partners then smear their excrement and scent on one another and have a sword fight to see who will be the b-tch and who will wear the pants in their new found gay relationship. they finish the filthy w-lly by holding each others c-cks and sticking their thumbs in their mouths as they moan and -rg-sm themselves to sleep.
dan asked will to come over and hang out and play some poker, little did he know that dan was planning on setting him up for the filthy w-lly and poking him!
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