friend in my head
a celebrity or other famous person you don’t know personally but he or she seems like the type of person you would befriend.
barack obama is a fimh. his smile is genuine and in his speeches he comes across as sincere and dedicated. on the other hand, hillary clinton is not a fimh. her uptight att-tude combined with her strategic burst of spontaneous tears in new hampshire make her really annoying to me.
- Guitar Thread Geek
a type of person found on guitar threads, who lectures any “noob” (new person) trying to find out basic guitar info such as: “what type of effects does slash use?” the noob is repremanded and/or mocked for their choice of music and the need to ask such questions. the thread geek invariably goes off topic […]
- have a len
verb. to m-st-rb-t- at one’s desk at work while talking to someone on the phone. etymology: see len brown (mayor of auckland, nz) “yeah, her voice was totally hot so i had to have a len”
a website devoted entirely to monitor floridas west coast, p-ssive waves. ” dude did u check out gulfster today?” “totes bra! thers’s like two foot swells today, let’s go lay some pipe bra!”
verb to describe self-defense mechanism of shutting down listening to protect against possible but likely catatonic state induced by montonic, ramblings of mindless, self-absorbed -sshole. failure to “r-ssm-te” can result in uncontrolled drooling and or acute tourettes. don’t you be r-ssm-tin my -ss! you listen to me when i talk or i’ll stick my boot […]
(1)low -ss rent paying piece of sh-t. (2)dirty couch surfer living on hand-outs the larppos was at my place for a week and he (she) sucked me dry.