the final product after dna from a shark mixes with bin laden’s body and radiation from the f-kishima plant in j-pan. a mix between shark, terrorist, and bad-ss super villain.
first summer of the sharks, then 9/11, and i just had a fin laden sighting!
when you’re up in the mountains around the camp fire and the person you have a crush on is over grinding on someone else’s special place. instead of saying “screw it” and moving on, you sit alone on a log staring into the fire, reflecting on everything in your life that sucks, whether it’s relevant […]
tuna womens nether parts that smell fishy i could smell that fishmop from across the street
a) a women’s v-g-n- b) a gapping whole of stankyness aka. a vageen or wizard sleeve a prost-tute with a large enough v-g-n- (fishbay) to fit a stanky wizard sleeve in
the act of running your tongue down someone’s back, in and out of the b-mps on the spine. (pr-nunciation; like slalom) my girlfriend was naked and all fours in front of me; i decided to play flalom down her back, i spent all afternoon playing flalom down my girlfriends back.
- Flatter Fest
to complement someone multiple times over a short period of time. alice: “i love your boots, kate. and those tights.” sally: “and your green coat is very cute!” kate: “wow, this is such a flatter fest.”