finagle
to obtain something desired by bargaining, wheedling, and dealing.
meyer finagled a band for the bar mitzvah. “so how did he get that trombone player?” asked mrs. fine sotto voce.
to feel around one another’s body, usually in a s-xual, suggestive, or sometimes pedophilic manner.
originates from a separate peace.
joe: “that’s horrible, why would someone touch a little girl like that?”
jeremy: “yeah, i’d hate to be finagled. it’s worse than that time i had to doodle.”
jeremy: “i’d finagle that.”
obtaining something by manipulation and or deception.
i don’t have any more good tires, so i am going to try and finagle some from the mechanic at the bike shop.
to f-ck around with something and ultimately be responsible for breaking it
roman: “aww f-ck, someone’s finagled this server”
stew: “finagle??? llllllooooolllll”
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