finals week

the worst week of a college or high school students life. finals week involves pulling an all nighter to reverse the months of slacking that have killed their grades. finals week involves a lot of stress and very little sleep, the college or highschool student will be on edge the entire time, thus it is not a good time to screw with them by playing practical jokes or something you might find funny.
guy: t-tty twister!!
phil: (punches guy in the face) its finals week -sshole
guy: oh ok my bad (cowers in a corner)
the one week on college campuses where people stop buying weed and everyone buys adderall
“hey, can i buy some weed?”
“sorry man, finals week”
n. a dormant superhuman power laying in young adults that comes out two-three times a year in times of great desperation.
after the marathon, ralph went finals week on a fire hydrant to quench his thirst.
invented to suck the fun out of life and kill the dreams of college students, as well as -ssit the police in decreasing the amount of drunk in public calls in and around college campuses.
finals week will be the death of me.
absolutely horrendous week where you and your friends hole up in the library to make up for the ridiculous amount of slackin’ you’ve done over the course of the semester. however, there is some fun involved, such as getting pizza delivered to the library, spending lots of money on qt junk food, or taking pictures of your antics until someone tells you to shut up.
girl 1 sets her facebook status as ‘frick, i hate finals week. i have b-tt ton of homework, all nighter anyone?’

girl 2’s response: yes please, library?

guy 1’s response: word. bring the food?

guy 2’s response: cr-ppp.. so much work. see you in a quick minute.

and so on…
a state of purgatory in which the whole school is either cramming or having a panic attack. particularly bad for students who are done with finals but are still waiting to go home. antonyms include syllabus week.
me:”hey brah, wanna get sh-tfaced and bang some biddies?”

friends: “can’t man it’s finals week, i have to learn 16 weeks of economic theory, write two anthropology essays, and read the whole psych textbook for thursday.