finanception


1. (v) the act of burying one’s financial position in many layers of dreams.
2. (n) any subconscious financial portfolio.
3. (n) any m-ssively confusing or arbitrary financial magic.
bob- “where’s your retirement fund?”
jim- “when 2008 came around, i pulled some finanception…so i’m good!”
bob- “you better hope to die in your early fifties.”

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