Finch Fucker


a man that attracts finches in his -n-l cavity by hanging from a tree upside down with peanut b-tter and bird seed spread in his -n-s pretending to be a bird feeder.
a finch f-cker can be seen hanging upside down like a circus clown with a mound of peanut and bird seed on his taint and -ss waiting for an innocent finch to fly and make a nest.
to describe someone or something in an unlawful way; being an -sshole or just a f-cker
josh is a finch f-cker.

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