Finch’s Beak
(n) a five-finger finger banging where the fingers do not form a fist but instead point forward meeting at the tips to form what appears to be a finch’s beak.
finch’s beak
d-mn girl, my coochie aches from that finch’s beak rick gave me this morning.
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