find the vegan
a game commonly played on tumblr. all one needs to do is make a post about how some meat product is delicious or make a post about how vegans are overly sensitive and like magic someone will respond saying that not all vegans are smug -ssholes they just live a healthier lifestyle than you and you’re a horrible person for eating meat.
how to play find the vegan
non-vegan: i like bacon
vegan: how can you live with yourself knowing that you contributed to the murder of a poor defenseless pig?
non-vegan: found the vegan
or
non-vegan: i hate it when my vegan aunt comes over for thanksgiving and complains about all of us eating turkey.
vegan: well not all vegans are like that but eating tofu is much healthier. you’re aunt is a smart person and you should probably stop eating turkey if not for the health benefits but at least to stop the brutal senseless violence of poor, beautiful, innocent turkeys.
non-vegan: found the vegan.
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