Finding Christmas Present
derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).
a term used for h-m-s-xual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
ex1: speaker1: did you hear how lisa’s mom and dad split?
speaker2: no, what happened?
speaker1: her mom was finding christmas presents.
ex2: either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding christmas presents.
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