Finfag

it’s difficult to define a finf-g. you have to encounter one before you can truly understand their monkey-like nature.

however, a finf-g (sometimes spelled finf-g) is a finn (somebody who is from a country called finland) whose iq is lower than the number of his (finf-gs are always males) shoe size.

heaps of finf-gs can be found in call of duty: modern warfare 2.
finf-g 1: “go krane it’s lsat ncie”
finf-g 2: “yes pls i ned supskippers for my youtoub chenel!!1”
a narrow minded finnish person, aged usually 12-16, or whose iq is below his shoe size. finf-gs can usually be spotted by original insults such as ‘your mom’ or ‘you suck’, or if the person irritating a finf-g is swedish, ‘6-1’ or ‘sweden be gay’ -insults are a common sight. shall the agitator be from russia, finf-gs will usually make a reference to two wars² fought 70 years ago, or again, to one hockey game’.

finf-gs are known to appear only in the internet, mostly in youtube or cod:mw2, but a variation of a finf-g is very common in the real world, mainly in smaller finnish cities;
these people are usually unable to operate a computer, yet use the internet, and mainly are employed by farming or truck driving, or some other low cl-ss job. finf-gs shouldn’t be confused entirely with rednecks, al thought they share some similar views.
(a herd of finf-gs has spotted swedish players in mw2)
example 1:
finf-g: sweden be gay
finf-g2: 6-1!!
finf-g3: 6-1!!!!!
finf-g4: 6-1!!!

example 2:
(a finf-g gets beaten by a russian player in mw2)
finf-g: russia suks!! 3-0 mikael granlund airwave goal!!
russian player: åäåä öäüü¨ä?

example 3:
(a finf-g gets into an argument with an english person, and since the uk doesn’t compete in hockey, finf-g is out of arguments)
britf-g: good game. looks like you guys lost.
finf-g: your mom lost

example 4:
(a finf-g is in a common argument with a swede who gives enough sh-t to say something back about hockey)
swedish person: well, we’ve got 2 olympic golds, and last time i checked, the olympics is the only compet-tion that matters.
finf-g: shut up gay 6-1