fing-arsed


when your finger slips throught the toilet paper and goes into your -n-s when you are wiping your -ss after taking a sh-t.
after eating the mexican buffet , i ran to the bathroom to take a sh-t and i got fing–rs-d because they had cheap toilet paper.

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