finger blast

the act of using one’s finger or fingers to infiltrate one’s -n-l opening or v-g-n-l opening using extreme force and excessive repet-tions.
eddie finger blasted himself into a coma.
to rapidly manipulate a v-g-n- or -sshole with one’s finger.
i fingerblasted the sh-t out of this chick’s moist p-ssy last night, dude
(v.) the act of stimulating a female’s genital area by inserting however many fingers her gash can take, followed by a ferocious gyrating or pumping of the aforementioned fingers. not to be confused with its gentler cousin, the finger bang.
“he finger blasted me so hard, i swear to g-d he ruptured my uterus.”
to jackhammer a womens minge, used to as a gentlemens segway into the shocker.
i went to rick’s on garland in spokane last night and met a women with a dead tooth, so i took her outside and fingerblasted the sh-t out of her in her b-tchin camerow.
to slam your fingers with guided precision into the depths of a man, woman, or animal’s p-ssy or puckering -n-l cavity with the ferocity of a thousand foot pounds.
dude, last night i was cow tipping and got a sudden urge to fingerblast the head bull…surprisingly when he awoke he was rather pleased with my skill.
when a man/woman violently and quickly fingers a v-g-n-
that girl was so drunk i fingerblasted her right on the dance floor
1. to use ones fingers as an instrument of v-g-n-l destruction
1. “i’m gonna fingerblast your soul into oblivion”
2. “i’m gonna fingerblast your mom like a jew snorting gold dust”

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