Finger handleballs


this resulted from a mispr-nouncation of finger handle bars, which is like a finerstache, only you get hand bars, instead of a moustache. after much debate, the group of new words (websters) decided it was a piercing that people got that involved piercing large rings through both t-st-cl-s so your girlfriend/boyfriend/etc. could handle you by them.
bob: dude, did you hear josh got him some finger handlebars?

joe: gross! wat is he, gay? those are for gays

bob: hey man! -drops pants- i have them too!

joe: -pulls bob by his finger handleb-lls- you f-cking f-ggot.

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