Finger love cramps


distinct finger pain generated by intense and excesive use of a mobile messaging system like the blackberry messenger to communicate to one’s lover.
– my fingers are in pain this morning.
– did you hurt yourself? arthritis? perhaps carpal tunnel syndrome?
– no, only “finger love cramps”, i texted my girlfriend all night long. did i tell you she moved away to canada?

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