finger party
the act of quietly masturbating in your dorm while your college roommate is getting blasted in the bed next to you.
kelly would always get so worked up and h-rny whenever brenda brought home a boy to f-ck that she’d inevitably slip a hand into her panties and have a finger party to the rhythmic sounds from brenda’s bed.
it’s what happens when your hands are in mittens and your fingers are all just partying together!!!!
these mittens are so warm! and look, it’s like a finger party in there!
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