finger scrub
when a couple is smoothly travelling to second base but the woman is afraid that she will contract aids so she forces her partner to have a good old finger scrub before proceeding
“dude, did you make it to second base last night?”
“yeah man, but she made me get a finger scrub beforehand”
“oh, those d-mn finger scrubs!”
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