Fingerfucker


one who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.
1. the proprieter of the local “sungl-ss hut” hated barbara, as she was a known f-ng-rf-ck-r and would smudge all the lenses of the prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. retail managers hate f-ng-rf-ck-rs who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
one who practices in s-xual activity using their finger. either by giving the “two finger salute” or the “two in the pink, one in the stink” methods.

a finger f-cker can f-ck either males or females as both have pleasure holes.
omg!!!! that chick tried to finger f-ck my -ss while sucking my d-ck!!!! she is a dirty finger f-cker.
someone who goes into a jewelry store, tries on all of the rings and then leaves without buying anything.
you spent an hour helping that customer without selling her anything. was she a finger f-cker?
commonly used to describe most beat-em-ups. aka streetfighter, mortal kombat, soul blade. due to the state of your fingers when you finish a good sesion of kicking the sh-t out of your mate with ryuor sub-zero.
daz: dude you wanna game of street fighter?
me: sh-t mate you know those games are f-ng-rf-ck-rs,and i was going to sort out my thimble colection later!!!

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