fingermaile
a finger shroud to protect the finger from incoming faecal matter whilst fingering a man’s -n-s.
person 1 – “i was fingering this guy last night-”
person 2 – “were you using a fingermaile?”
person 1 – “no i got sh-t under my nail”
person 2 – “d-mn, that’s nasty!”
Read Also:
- dad cap
a condom that is used to make sure that a guy doesn’t become a dad. “dude remember to wear a dad cap, you don’t want to be tiffaines baby daddy!”
- spaghetti machete
a slang word for a skinny d-ck. a long thin p-n-s that knifes through v-g-n-s. “yeah were going out tonight for italian…she’s gonna eat the spaghetti machete.”
- bumper car chode
when your p-n-s is 3.5 inches long or shorter, but your girth is 5 inches or above . his b-mper car chode was to big for my v-g-n-, so all he could do is rub be me with is horizontal d-ck
- crispy boy
an overly affectionate name used to describe a bottle of bud light hey gissell, toss me a crispy boy before i start this rad game of corn hole.
- emily jane
a basic b-tch who used to get called princess stinky toes cause she smells like sh-t and has big -ss dirty toes. probs in the army and her grandparents say she’s lezzo cause of it. 10/10 would perform an elf on a shelf and a feltching at the same time oi she’s such a f-ckin […]