fingernail shrapnel


the projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.most embarr-ssing is the shrapnel that you couldn’t see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.
i now wear goggles when clipping my nails to protect my eyes from fingernail shrapnel.

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