finishing my coffee
taking a dump which is brought on from drinking a cup of coffee
i was meeting up with josh in the hotel lobby. i had just come from breakfast and texted josh to let him know that i was in the lobby and ready to go to our first meeting of the day. josh texted me “be right there, just finishing my coffee”. two minutes later, i see him walking out of the men’s room, not the breakfast area, where he would have received his coffee. i guess he goes for the full finish! i did not go in for the deuce diligence to ensure i was right about my conclusion.
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