Finkbeinder


name given to the ultimate bear fan.

also commonly referred to as super fan.

one who is known to wear packer shirts just so he can use them to wipe his b-tt.

one who bleeds bear orange.

finkbeinders have been known to have trouble sleeping unless they have a full sized walter payton pillow.

can often be heard muttering “ditka” or “da bears”.
tommy is such a finkbeinder.

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