finnegans
a dirty 24 hour a day restraunt built over a river. made mainly for insomniac highschoolers and old people. found a few places in montana.
sh-t dude, it’s 3 in the morning and i want scrambled eggs, fries, coffee, and a slice of pie. let’s go to finnegans.
a bald spot under the chin when a guy hasn’t completed p-b-rty.
andy has a finnegan, you can touch it for good luck.
an ungodly person who is excessively proud of her new orleanian background;
talented only in the areas of interpretive dancing and lying;
usually has an unhealthy obsession with anorexic college boys;
often sighted grabbing donuts from unsuspecting children
“i heard that finnegan let a jan put a tatoo of a fleur de lis on her -ss”
“what a f-ckin finnegan”
during a live broadcast judy finnegan was so inebriated on set that she soiled herself. during the ad break she was forced to change into a trouser suit while a production -ssistant cleaned up the mess.
i just came so hard i finneganned myself.
would you like me to finnegan on your face.
if only i hadn’t finneganned it up.
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