Finnish Rucksack
the finnish rucksack describes a vertical (standing-up) version of the traditional s-x position 69 where the male partic-p-nt is hanging upsidedown on his partner performing oral s-x whilst receiving oral s-x himself. however, for this to qualify as a finnish rucksack (in stead of it just being a vertical 69) the hanging man has to be pale and blond, almost resembling a large, unbaked loaf of white bread.
“dude, i did a finnish rucksack on this wrestler chick i met last night. it was awesome – she had no problem carrying me…”
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