Finnish Textile Plant
a person committing the act of a finnish textile plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then j-zzes directly in the hole thus ensuring pregnancy.
“we weren’t sure if the mother was going to be able to live through the pregnancy after receiving the finnish textile plant from her husband however we’ve realized the hole simplifies the birthday process.”
-astounded medical professional
very similar to it’s counterpart, the http: hyper turkish textile plant
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