fire hazard


a man who is utterly in denial of his h-m-s-xuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).
hey mike, jessica’s fire hazard of a husband was checking out your -ss again.
a really hot woman.
that girl is so hot she’s a fire hazard.
a red head, ginger, a person with flaming hair
johnny: oh my god i almost pulled the fire alarm i thought i saw a real fire hazard but it was just ryan

ryan: :'( stop making fun of my hair
a person who is always in the way and is stupid enough to p-ss off wrong people
jesus this person is such a freakin fire hazard

eric taylor

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