Fire Hose

when you’re p-ssing with a b-n-r.
bruh, this morning i had a huge fire hose, my p-ss got all over the john.
p-ss sh-t toilet
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when your f-cking a chick in the -ss (or doggie style) and you spit on her back so she thinks you came, and you pull out as she turns around and blast her in the face.
i gave this chick a fire hose this weekend. she never saw it c-mming.
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a particularly powerful liquid sh-t, guaranteed to change the colour of your toilet in seconds. splashback is common.
george: you left for the bathroom last night and didn’t return for 5 hours, whats up?
joe: ah man, i shouldn’t have had that chicken tikka m-ssala from that corner shop in hull the other day. i completely firehosed my toilet. i felt like a cat crawled inside my colon, threw up, then died.
george: i’m trying to eat here. must you be so graphic? c-ck.
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1 n. a length of nylon and vinyl used by firefighters to transmit water from a hydrant to the site of a fire
2 n. a young man in cincinnati, ohio whose prowess for drinking is legendary amongst the youth
3 v. to projectile vomit a ridiculous amount
1) say sgt. petaki, hand me that firehose.
2) firehose just did three cases and a 750 of 151. jesus t-ttyf-cking christ
3) the party was going great until chip firehosed on lauren.
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an intensely powerful discharge of vomit, characterized by substantial reach and large volume. commonly occurs after using a funnel to consume alcoholic beverages.
let’s go fire hose on george’s car again and tape it this time.
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when you f-ck a chick in the p-ssy and p-ss in it.
you fire hosed your mom.
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the act of a man not masturbating or having s-x for at least a week, and then expelling all of his backed up sperm on his girlfriends face or inside of her mouth.
after a long week at my grandma’s, i came home and fire-hosed the sh-t out of this stripper last night.
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the act of layings ones d-ck across the face of a unsuspecting female while they are sleeping and c-mming all over her face while screaming “fire fire fire”
did you hear about trae man he gave his girlfriend a fire hose and she left him thats crazy
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