when you’re p-ssing with a b-n-r.
bruh, this morning i had a huge fire hose, my p-ss got all over the john.
p-ss sh-t toilet
when your f-cking a chick in the -ss (or doggie style) and you spit on her back so she thinks you came, and you pull out as she turns around and blast her in the face.
i gave this chick a fire hose this weekend. she never saw it c-mming.
a particularly powerful liquid sh-t, guaranteed to change the colour of your toilet in seconds. splashback is common.
george: you left for the bathroom last night and didn’t return for 5 hours, whats up?
joe: ah man, i shouldn’t have had that chicken tikka m-ssala from that corner shop in hull the other day. i completely firehosed my toilet. i felt like a cat crawled inside my colon, threw up, then died.
george: i’m trying to eat here. must you be so graphic? c-ck.
1 n. a length of nylon and vinyl used by firefighters to transmit water from a hydrant to the site of a fire
2 n. a young man in cincinnati, ohio whose prowess for drinking is legendary amongst the youth
3 v. to projectile vomit a ridiculous amount
1) say sgt. petaki, hand me that firehose.
2) firehose just did three cases and a 750 of 151. jesus t-ttyf-cking christ
3) the party was going great until chip firehosed on lauren.
an intensely powerful discharge of vomit, characterized by substantial reach and large volume. commonly occurs after using a funnel to consume alcoholic beverages.
let’s go fire hose on george’s car again and tape it this time.
when you f-ck a chick in the p-ssy and p-ss in it.
you fire hosed your mom.
the act of a man not masturbating or having s-x for at least a week, and then expelling all of his backed up sperm on his girlfriends face or inside of her mouth.
after a long week at my grandma’s, i came home and fire-hosed the sh-t out of this stripper last night.
the act of layings ones d-ck across the face of a unsuspecting female while they are sleeping and c-mming all over her face while screaming “fire fire fire”
did you hear about trae man he gave his girlfriend a fire hose and she left him thats crazy
- Batch fuck
when you don’t f-ck your wife for awhile, then you guys have s-x like 3 times in a day. d-mn, i should’ve drank more water if i knew we were going to be batch f-cking today. 0 0
the canadian word for expressing being cold. brrrrrr its cold outside!! 0 0
a funny and cute girl. usually from la so be careful cause she can most likely kick your -ss so don’t let looks fool you. person 1: d-mn is that marivel? person 2: yeah she’s cool but she can be savage so be careful 0 0
- radical redneck
a radical redneck is basically as big of a redneck as you can get. radical rednecks are unenlightened and don’t want to be enlightened either. they also believe that everyone should play a military, hunting, fishing, church, or business-related role. although all radical rednecks are about the same of how big of rednecks they are, […]
used to express female dissatisfaction after s-x. mostly related to insufficient size of male partner’s p-n-s. jane: hey ashley how was your night at jack’s place? ashley: infinit-st-c-l..(( jane: yeah, size always matters… 0 0