Fire Hydrant Vagina
a projectile spewing v-g-n- when c-mming
after last night’s one night stand, i realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant v-g-n-……. i wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant v-g-n- would have finished the job.
projectile spewing v-g-n- when c-mming
after last night’s one night stand, i realized why the room was so wet: my fire hydrant v-g-n-……. i wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant v-g-n- would have finished the job.
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