Fire-proof Dick


a great invention that allows for guilt-free rawdawgging, fire-proof d-ck provides men with invisible protection against std’s and pregnancy. -rarely used
guy: “ay logan you been rawdawggin lately?”
rawdawg champ: “pshh what you think mayne?”
guy: “good thing you got that fire-proof d-ck”
rawdawg champ: “…(smiles)”
guy: “you didn’t use it did you?”
rawdawg champ: “it takes all the fun out of it. i like having that little ‘challenge’..”

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