fire wood
another word for ghonoreah. used from the guy perspective.
ryan: dude! i made sweet sweet love to this hot sl-t last night.
james: oh yea? did you get fire wood?
ryan: shhh, don’t tell any one but my wood burns like a m-f-.
slang for weed.
“i got the firewood if you got the fireplace.”
“hey you guys know where i can get some firewood around here, i got a few chimneys to smoke out.”
uncommon slang word for jews. derived from the ovens used in the holocaust.
“f-cking firewood telling me what to do.”
a young, pet-te, scantily clad female, usually seen walking down the street by your work or your local walmart. known by he older generation as a “spinner”. these women can be usually be seen wearing clothes that would equate to an adult male’s shirt sleeve. the name refers to the fact that when you take them home to f-ck them, you literally split them up the middle, like firewood, because they’re so skinny there isn’t any room inside for your d-ck.
dustin: hey tuck, did you hook up with that skinny b-tch the other night?
tuck: yeah, i took her little -ss home and split it like firewood!
twighlight, the fiction novel about a stupid girl who falls in love with a vampire. she would rather die than not be with him.
person 1: i wish stephanie meyer would write more twiglight books.
person 2: why??
person 1: i’m running out of firewood.
fun to watch, it’s used as sarcasm so it really means that it’s gayer then sh-t to look at or watch or if a f-cker is being gay as sh-t.
oh my god, those f-ggots are being firewood.
term used for the patheic pieces of wood with wheels used by ‘plank w-nks’.
i’m going to shove all that firewood on my bonfire.
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