Firefly

verb: to end something (usually a tv show) too soon.
i hope xyz tv show comes back and they don’t firefly me.

think also to be fireflied.
firefly was a great sci-fi tv show which lasted about 1 season before the goons at fox saw that it was good and killed it. apparently, they showed all the episodes in the wrong order at a cr-p time. firefly was described as a ‘western in sp-ce’ (which was a bit misleading) and was created joss whedon, the creator of buffy the vampire slayer. apparently there’s a dvd coming out with all the episodes on, hurray.
“firefly was a unique show which the b-st-rds at fox decided was too good just like futurama and family guy and just had to get rid of it. b-st-rds.”
1) the best televised sci-fi series ever
2) the little sp-ce western that was
3) a cl-ss of transport vessel that captain mal has retrofitted a wee bit
4) a program that, like its namesake, flared out in the darkness for too short a time only to be squashed by forces that care nothing for beauty
?gthe alliance is a totalitarian inst-tution that destroys even its own.?h and so is fox!
seven words: “you can’t take the sky from me.”
firefly=all-time greatness
1. an insect.

2. a tv sp-ce-western-comedy-drama created by joss whedon, of buffy the vampire slayer fame, and hosted by fox. it was aired in the wrong order and thus dreadfully p-ssed over. after one season it was canceled. all episodes are currently out on dvd (or kazaa/bittorrent….) and due to a dedicated fanbase a movie is scheduled for 2005
1. look mommy, a firefly!

2. “are you gonna kill me?”
“what? (what) kind of cr-ppy planet is that? kill you?”
“in the maidens home i heard storys of men who weren’t pleased with their bri-”
“well i ain’t them! and don’t you ever stand for that sorta thing. (if) someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back.”
the best d-mn show in the verse, if tv didn’t exist they would have had to invent just to show firefly. but likw all good things it got cancelled way, way, way before it’s time by the evil fox b-st-rds
let’s all watch firefly, because there’s nothing else good on tv
a series that was too appropriately named; it shined brightly and briefly.
geek 1: firefly is amazing. it’s got an excellant storyline, interesting characters and good action… too bad it got taken off.

geek 2: i know.

a new drug that is believed to have been engineered in a legal testing facility in oregon. it was originally developed as a cure for alzheimer’s disease but was quickly proven to be unhelpful. it is made up of two components. the first is tablet pieces, or “rocks” containing lsi, a cousin of lsd, and placebin, another drug with some hallucinogenic qualities that is mainly used to stabilize the formula. the other is a solution of carbonate compounds and natural stimulants that is often blue in color, leading to it’s nickname: “blue magic potion”. it is most often taken by dropping the rocks down a gl-ss tube or plastic straw which rests under the tongue. the potion is then dripped down the straw with an eyedropper, and “puddled” under the tongue along with the rocks. the mixture of the two creates a chemical reaction that gives a fizzing feeling in the mouth. users spit out the liquid when the rocks have disintegrated since swallowing may lead to vomitting and/or foaming. the effects of firefly take place 5-10 seconds after use. users feel as if they are floating or submerged underwater, and most notably see colorful lights, which is why the drug is called firefly. other effects are jitters, lightheadedness, dizziness, and slurred speech. the trip lasts for about 10-20 minutes while the overall high may go on for up to an hour after. firefly doesn’t seem to have any long term effects, however, it is a very new drug and many things about it have yet to be discovered.
firefly is still extremely rare, especially on the east coast, and prices are usually between 60-80 dollars for 1/8 of an ounce of rocks. the potion is cheaper, usually about $20 for a cup.
we should get together this weekend and puddle some of this sleek firefly.

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