firewords
words spoken when a person is under the influence of alcohol.
words that hurt.
bar patron: hey beer b-tch, give me another tom collins now. i’m a paying customer!
bartender: sir those firewords are getting your -ss thrown out! pours the tom collins over the bar patron’s head
daughter: mommy, dave was being mean to me at school today. he called me a low-iq c-nt.
mom: is this the same dave that was caught with a bottle of jameson in kindergarten honey? it’s okay dear, those were just firewords. they were just firewords…
daughter: cries
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