firing blanks
(v.) shooting a gun loaded with ‘blank’ rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.
(v.) ejaculating/shooting a p-n-s which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is ‘blank’). after the owner of the p-n-s going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
his gun was firing blanks (weaponry)
his …gun…. was firing blanks (s-xual connotation)
can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.
… or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
soldier1 – die you enemy people!
soldier2 – dude, their still alive!
soldier1 – i’m firing blanks..
dude1 – aww man, me and emma have been trying for months now.
dude2 – you must be firing blanks man …
one who isnt able to -j-c-l-t- s-m-n yet
“ian stop firing blanks”
“at least i aint firing blanks”
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