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Firing the Surgeon General

the act of masturbating. to m-st-rb-t-. {obsolete: named after minnie joycelyn elders (born august 13, 1933), the united states surgeon general from september 8, 1993 to december 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier s-xual behavior.}
george’s girlfriend’s been on the rag so he’s in the bathroom firing the surgeon general.

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