firm grasper


(n); one who grasps a prolapsed -n-s in such a way that it represents patrick star telling squidward tentacles to “firmly grasp” a jellyfishing net.
dude, we had severe -n-l and i couldn’t help but be a firm grasper and put her in extreme pain and pleasure.

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