First Baby Daddy Syndrome
also known as fbds, the guy you screwed around with and had a baby with for the first time, mostly affects young girls from ages 14-19 years old who have kids extremely young and before marriage.
lindsay: i really might get back with my ex
bobby: why he’s a total douche to you and doesnt even care about lil jonny
lindsay: because he’s my first baby daddy!
bobby: ah! f-ck girl you’ve got a case of first baby daddy syndrome!
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