First-class fail


a first-cl-ss fail is a euphemistic term for failing a paper with the highest possible failure grade.

if you needed a c- to p-ss, for example, then receiving a d+ would count as a “first-cl-ss fail”.
how did you go on your biology -ssignment?
i got a first-cl-ss fail

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