First Cunt
for those people who drive as the main part of their working day ‘first c-nt’ is the first time that day that one utters the word ‘c-nt’ out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. this should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. the earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.
“c-nt!”
“…hummm, 08:45… that’s an early ‘first c-nt’… today is going to be a bad day.
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