first degree manhoodslaughter
a death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your p-n-s. the coroner’s report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.
gentleman: guys, i am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. i may be canned for a number of years.
friend: what is that?
gentleman: i accidently killed my girlfriend last month. she wouldn’t swallow my load so i started beating her senseless with my man pipe. i stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
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