First Face


1. n. a very well endowed person; someone having a large p-n-s

2. -ed adj. the state of being very well endowed or having a large p-n-s

on a scale of first-third, first face is the largest possible size of p-n-s.
1. susan slept with travis, and our suspicions are confirmed. he is definitely a first face!

2. everyone says that boy is so first faced, it’s scary!

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