first ho
this is a t-tle used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. it is similar to “first lady,” but because the gal is a ho, she’s the “first ho.”
pioneers in the “first ho” movement include the first us president, george washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named venus. abraham lincoln had a man ho named joshua speed. he doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. then we had jfk, who was known to be a total player, most famously with marilyn monroe. monroe was the most famous first ho. most recently we had bill clinton with monika lewinski.
in summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president’s panty-dropper makes you the first ho.
allison: my friend just called monika lewinski the “first ho.” i had never heard that term before, so i laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. it hurt like a b!
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